My Chicken Lays HARD-BOILED EGGS?! (Funny Country Song)

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The Hard-Boiled Truth About Henrietta: A Farmer's Egg-cellent Misery

This hilarious song tells the woeful tale of a chicken owner's daily struggle with Henrietta, their seemingly unique hen. Despite all efforts – dietary changes, stress reduction techniques, and even playing classic rock – Henrietta, because of the blazing heat, consistently lays hard-boiled eggs.

The exasperated owner dreams of runny yolks and sunny-side-ups, but instead is met with rubbery orbs, much to the amusement of their mocking neighbors. The song humorously laments the "prehistoric" nature of Henrietta's output, suggesting the intense Phoenix sun might be playing a part in this bizarre phenomenon, all while the hen sits smugly on her nest, seemingly proud of her unusual "culinary genius." It's a comedic plea for "a new cluck" that can lay eggs properly.

This song is perfect for Weird Al fans, animal lovers, and anyone who enjoys absurd comedy!

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